eventually–darling:

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

guerrillatech:

si19:

fluoresensitives:

Do not waste your tears over fascists. “He was somebody’s this, he was somebody’s that”. Michael Brown was someone’s son, and so was Trayvon Martin, Tamir Rice, Emmett Till. Sandra Bland was someone’s daughter, and so was Breonna Taylor, while she slept. Sonya Massey, too, was someone’s baby girl. Latasha Harlins was someone’s baby. Martin Luther King Jr was somebody’s son, husband and father, and yet the FBI killed him. Fred Hampton, Malcolm X, Patrice Lumumba. Hind Rajab, someone’s baby. Khaled Nabhan, and his granddaughter, soul of his soul. Refaat Alareer. And on and on and on, every martyr, every Black and Palestinian person whose been told over and over again how cheap our blood is, how NOTHING our life is. I do not weep over the death of white supremacist, I fucking cheer. One less of them means a Black or brown child can live another day.

oeanonyme:

astronic-fr:

hybridcrows:

blueengland:

twiggies-draws:

tastytoecheese:

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

this is some kind of eldritch beast to me

falling in love

golems

Zoomed in, got “Questions”, spun the wheel, got nipple piercings

taigacryptid:

decentralize and clean up your life!!!

• use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.
• use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn’t based on chromium).
• use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.
• get rid of bloatware
• use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite
• use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.
• use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.
• use storygraph instead of goodreads.
• use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions
• use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.
• use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp
• make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge
• use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google
• use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)
• use flashpoint to play archived online flash games
• find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here’s a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books
• burn your music onto cds
• use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe
• use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes
• use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail
• remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X
• remove bloatware on samsung X
• use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta
• use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i’ll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

crowwowo:

This had such an insane ugly phase I had to stop working on it for a month

wifegideonnav:

wifegideonnav:

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

kelssiel:

portiaadams:

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

ironwoman359:

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cyber-corp:

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You’re failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn’t have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

wrong.

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You’re basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

FUCK’S SAKE NOT AGAIN

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

OKAY FINE HERE’S WHAT I’VE FOUND

• HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
• ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
• POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
• HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
• APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
• KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
• HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
• APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can’t believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

strangehorse:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

r0zeclawz:

r0zeclawz:

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

supermarketcrush:

what’s a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine’s probably the catcher in the rye

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shayminsighting:

absols-and-accessibility:

sylph-corporation-official:

We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we’re not just selling supplies, we’re selling connections between people and pokémon

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